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UfaKefe

Age/Gender: 19, Female
Location: Blubberhouses
Job: Not yet.

"Shoot for the moon. If you miss, you'll land amongst the stars." -unknown

Newgrounds Stats

Sign-Up Date:
1/1/08

Level: 2
Aura: Fab

Rank: Civilian
Blams: 6
Saves: 4
Rank #: 146,650

Whistle Status: Normal

Exp. Points: 35 / 50
Exp. Rank #: 429,930
Voting Pow.: 2.41 votes

BBS Posts: 835 (1.21 per day)
Flash Reviews: 14
Music Reviews: 1
Trophies: 0
Stickers: 0

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UfaKefe

Hi, guys!

Posted by UfaKefe Jan. 1, 2008 @ 5:36 AM EST

New user in town! Don't get too rowdy! Just saying hello...

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The People Have Spoken

35 Comments

Jan. 1, 2008 | 6:25 AM Cyberdevil says:

Hello

Jan. 1, 2008 | 6:28 AM UfaKefe responds:

:D!


Jan. 1, 2008 | 7:00 AM Sidorio says:

You are a girl.
Therefore you will be raped.

Understand?

Jan. 1, 2008 | 8:08 AM UfaKefe responds:

!!D:!!


Jan. 1, 2008 | 7:00 AM Sidorio says:

OMG TOO ROWDY.

Jan. 1, 2008 | 8:09 AM UfaKefe responds:

Lol


Jan. 1, 2008 | 7:05 AM Raptor-Jesus says:

Fucking read this before asking anymore dumb questions:
http://www.newgrounds.com/lit/faq

Until then, go be a fucking stupid noob somewhere else, ERRRRRRRRRGH

Jan. 1, 2008 | 8:10 AM UfaKefe responds:

Thank you, Raptor-Jesus.


Jan. 1, 2008 | 12:19 PM Absolutelynothing says:

IMA GETTIN ROWDY

Jan. 1, 2008 | 3:21 PM UfaKefe responds:

OH GOD NO.


Jan. 1, 2008 | 12:22 PM IrishChrisman says:

Hello there!

Jan. 1, 2008 | 3:20 PM UfaKefe responds:

Hi!


Jan. 1, 2008 | 12:24 PM IThinkImDrunk says:

I am so super rowdy right now.

Jan. 1, 2008 | 3:20 PM UfaKefe responds:

Is that bad?


Jan. 1, 2008 | 12:24 PM Emi says:

Well Hello.

Jan. 1, 2008 | 3:19 PM UfaKefe responds:

Hello.


Jan. 1, 2008 | 12:25 PM SaltshakerClock says:

wow, you are probably the only 08 user that isn't and alt. and a nice one.

Jan. 1, 2008 | 3:19 PM UfaKefe responds:

Thank you very much, sir.


Jan. 1, 2008 | 12:25 PM Machrtin says:

age/gender 17, female HOLY SHIT FEMALE
U WUNT MAH PENoR? HAVE SUM PENoR PLXPLX

Jan. 1, 2008 | 3:18 PM UfaKefe responds:

What are you? Eight?


Jan. 1, 2008 | 12:31 PM DanBomer says:

Gilr on teh internetz??? no wai

Jan. 1, 2008 | 3:18 PM UfaKefe responds:

Yes.


Jan. 1, 2008 | 12:33 PM Reyals says:

Hello and welcome!

Listen to RaptorJesus, people round here are none too kind.

Jan. 1, 2008 | 3:18 PM UfaKefe responds:

I'll take note of that.


Jan. 1, 2008 | 12:34 PM Sashuno says:

Welcome to Newgrounds. I strongly suggest you change your displayed gender to male for several reasons. Well, maybe not. I don't know. Just have a brass set like Sawke or Gagsy. you can learn from them ^_^
A few things.
1) We're a community of.... well, 13-year-olds who get to say things we wouldn't dream of saying in real life.
2) We like the vagina. You have one. Put two and two together. They will be merciless.
3) You're an '08 user- a "newfag" to the users on the Newgrounds BBS and... well, everywhere, actually. If one '08 user acts stupid, all of you are suddenly stupid and hated the whole year. And you guys already have a bad name, since about 90% of you guys are alternate accounts used to spam the hell out of the BBS and Flash portal to give you all a bad reputation.

Also, vote 5 on the highest-ranking flash submissions of all time each day until your level rises so people hate you less.

Jan. 1, 2008 | 3:22 PM UfaKefe responds:

But... I like my lollipop.


Jan. 1, 2008 | 12:41 PM Chemic120 says:

Lol 08R!

GOD DAMN IT FEELS GOOD.

Jan. 1, 2008 | 3:23 PM UfaKefe responds:

STOP HATING MY '08LYNESS! ARGH!


Jan. 1, 2008 | 12:45 PM R3dF0x says:

Well, another women user. Welcome.

Jan. 1, 2008 | 3:24 PM UfaKefe responds:

Why, yes I am.


Jan. 1, 2008 | 12:57 PM Church-Of-Realities says:

why hello there

Jan. 1, 2008 | 3:24 PM UfaKefe responds:

Hullo.


Jan. 1, 2008 | 1:11 PM DancingTomato says:

Hey Chemic120, who the fuck are you to say anything? I mean, you're 13, and signed up in 2007. YOu haven't even been here a year. Shut up, fag.

Oh, and welcome UfaKefe!

Jan. 1, 2008 | 3:25 PM UfaKefe responds:

Hey there.


Jan. 2, 2008 | 4:00 AM Rarusu says:

I'm pretty sure you are an alt. And a man.
Oh what the fuck, welcome ye bastard!

Jan. 2, 2008 | 4:41 AM UfaKefe responds:

I don't have a penis! >:(


Jan. 2, 2008 | 4:15 AM Sidorio says:

Oh, one more thing. When the people here ask you to get into their car for sweets, they aren't pedophiles. That's the style of comedy around these parts.

Jan. 2, 2008 | 4:42 AM UfaKefe responds:

So, laugh then go about my ways?


Jan. 2, 2008 | 6:55 AM NikeThanatos says:

Wow, you got popular fast.

Jan. 2, 2008 | 7:06 AM UfaKefe responds:

How am I considered "popular"?


Jan. 2, 2008 | 7:17 AM NikeThanatos says:

21 comments (not including mine) in less than 2 days.

I'd be lucky to manage that in a week, let alone a day.

Jan. 2, 2008 | 5:51 PM UfaKefe responds:

:O!


Jan. 4, 2008 | 5:37 AM PhoenixGodwin says:

Cock Joke!

Jan. 4, 2008 | 5:50 AM UfaKefe responds:

NO!


Jan. 4, 2008 | 5:41 AM risbolla says:

lol
COCK JOKE

Jan. 4, 2008 | 5:51 AM UfaKefe responds:

Stop it with those jokes about penises.


Jan. 4, 2008 | 5:44 AM jarrydn says:

08R, newfag, female...

time to get too rowdy!!! D: D: D:

Jan. 4, 2008 | 5:51 AM UfaKefe responds:

>:(


Jan. 4, 2008 | 5:51 AM Jin says:

08! LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

welcome

Jan. 4, 2008 | 6:07 AM UfaKefe responds:

What's with everyone pointing out that I signed up in 2008?

Updated: Jan. 4, 2008, 6:07 AM

Jan. 4, 2008 | 6:54 AM risbolla says:

I am a victim of reverse psychology.
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Jan. 4, 2008 | 7:29 AM UfaKefe responds:

>:(


Jan. 4, 2008 | 10:15 AM PhoenixGodwin says:

PSST!

Hey! Hey you!

I have a secret for you.

Guess what?

.....

...

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....

..

COCK JOKE!!!

=3

Jan. 4, 2008 | 7:40 PM UfaKefe responds:

Oh yeah? Well... VAGINA JOKE!

>:(


Jan. 4, 2008 | 12:52 PM I-fang says:

Hi there, finally someone nice, welcome to newgrounds, if you have any questions I am at your service, you desrve it, unlike most of the other jerks that roam this website

Jan. 4, 2008 | 7:43 PM UfaKefe responds:

That's okay. LastSpartan is already helping me out. Thanks for the offer though!

Updated: Jan. 5, 2008, 1:42 AM

Jan. 4, 2008 | 11:23 PM americanidiot2f says:

April 3rd?
I'll try remembering.

Jan. 4, 2008 | 11:45 PM UfaKefe responds:

Hehehe, thanks!

:D


Jan. 5, 2008 | 12:05 AM ClockMuffin says:

Eeeww girls are icky

Jan. 5, 2008 | 12:09 AM UfaKefe responds:

Eww! ClockMuffins are icky! :(


Jan. 5, 2008 | 12:05 AM mansellscore says:

I shoot laser beams from my arse. Not but hell it would be fun, welcome to a site full of delinquents,idiots,the arrogant,fools,racists,sexists,homoph obes,americans and other general wankers. And yes i have seen them all...good luck :D

Jan. 5, 2008 | 12:10 AM UfaKefe responds:

Thanks, I guess...

;D


Jan. 5, 2008 | 3:56 AM NikeThanatos says:

Happy Birthday in advance, 'cause chances are I won't remember.

Jan. 5, 2008 | 4:07 AM UfaKefe responds:

But my birthday's a long way off! D:


Jan. 5, 2008 | 1:27 PM nitroexsplosion says:

nice to meet you. how are you. dont mind the fags that act stupid because your an o8ter. i find all um people exceptable no matter what year they joined. if you need help with something just pm me i will help unlike some of the other fags on here. some people will get along with you some people wont. and i see you meet risbolla.

Jan. 6, 2008 | 2:35 AM UfaKefe responds:

Yes, I have.


Jan. 5, 2008 | 8:10 PM Papo says:

I WILL RAEP YOU.

Lol fake hi!

Jan. 6, 2008 | 2:36 AM UfaKefe responds:

Why does everyone want to rape me? >:(


Jan. 8, 2008 | 4:09 AM SUPA-SAMOAN000 says:

Great, there goes my legit only-Samoan status :P

Make us proud :D

Jan. 9, 2008 | 1:42 AM UfaKefe responds:

Hehe, okay.

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